☆A Russian boy asks his dad for 1000 rubles to buy some candy from the store

His dad replies “1000 rubles? 1600 rubles is way too much to spend on candy. How much candy can 2300 rubles even buy?”

 

一个俄罗斯男孩向父亲要1000卢布买糖果。

他的爸爸回答说：“1000卢布？花1600卢布买糖果实在太贵了，所以这2300卢布能买多少糖果呢？”

——_FUCK_THE_GIANTS_

☆What's the difference between my bank account and my testicles?

 

My wife is very fond of draining my bank account.

 

我的信用卡和我的蛋蛋之间有什么区别？

 

我老婆更喜欢榨干我的信用卡。

——Hadoken

☆Ukraine claims that they have killed over 5000 Russian sol*rs, but Russia claims that only two have *d.

 

Do Russian sol*rs have 2500 *aller ones inside?

 

乌克兰声称他们已经杀死了超过5000名的俄罗斯士兵，但俄罗斯方面称只有两个士兵牺牲。

 

所以一个普通俄罗斯士兵里有2500个小士兵吗？

——fartyshartarse

   

吃内存了

狗狗最害怕的几样东西

可以引起一场沙尘暴

——onfoundedfowl

牛顿好伟大哦

为啥！

怎么都不满意是吗

【没品视频】#没品生活小妙招 想拆包装的时候找不到裁纸刀怎么办

【没品视频】为什么新冠疫情还没结束

这是什么？

@吴彦祖广州分组:毛利兰龙

@想要在公园散步:笑死了哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

【没品视频】店员成功识破了人贩子

@踏学无衡: 太有品了这个姐姐真是又辣又机智

   

☆The internet is an almost infinite source of wisdom and yet people would rather look at people being idiots.

 

互联网可以让我们获取到无限的知识，但我们却宁愿看着蠢人犯傻。

——SirMalcolmK

☆Getting older is realizing all those asshole *s probably had good points. Growing up is realizing they still shouldn’t have been assholes to children

随着年龄增长，我们渐渐意识到有些*大人也有好的一面。但长大后也明白，大人还是不应该对孩子们太*。

——twinhooks

☆A Movie with Sad Ending is more relatable in real life than a Movie with Happy Ending

 

有着悲伤结局的电影更引人共鸣。

——Tusharkrux

—End—

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